Tuesday, December 6, 2011

[REPLAY] Have a "Cup of Christmas Cheer"....On Me!!!

One of my favorite Christmas movies is "Elf" with Will Ferrell.  One of the most remembered quotes (and one of just a few of my favorites from the movie is this:


"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!"

That is what I want to do in this blog post!

Recently, I've come in contact with people who are "Scrooges" and could use some Christmas cheer!  In the hopes of making you, my readers, giggle, smile, or even smirk a little, I have searched the internet for some cartoons to share.


It's okay to smile or giggle every once in a while, even if you have to do it when nobody is watching (we wouldn't want to ruin our "tough guy/gal" reputations, would we?).


So, just grab a cup of coffee, hot chocolate, or whatever your drink of choice may be (wine, whiskey, beer), and scroll down the page and have a few laughs and/or giggles on me!

Consider it an early Christmas present from me to you!!!


Dear Santa:  Bring me what I want for Christmas or Prancer and Dancer are next.

































"Gift tax evasion.  How about you?"







This is only a sampling of my "Christmas Cheer" that I have to share!  Be sure to check back often, as I will be finding more "Holiday Hilarity" for you!!!


And That's What Sarah Says!!!










Sunday, November 27, 2011

Some Sarah's Sunday Sillies!!!

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and now it's time to haul out the Christmas decorations and start the Christmas shopping!

I wasn't one of the brave shoppers (that's what I'll call the people who headed out on Thursday evening or early Friday morning to get a good deal *wink wink*).  Instead, I was all nice and cozy under my blankets in our RV in my dad's backyard.  We did venture out later on in the day, but it wasn't that bad.

Now that the 2011 holiday season has officially started, I thought that I would share some comic relief to you, my faithful readers!

I figured that now that we've all had some "quality family time" and have "gobbled 'til we wobbled", that we could probably use a good laugh or two (or maybe even more).  That being said, here are some things that I thought I'd share because I thought they were cute or funny.  I hope you enjoy!








For my readers who are deer hunters:

 

And finally:

Do you have any funny cartoons or pictures to share?  If so, just let me know, and I just might use them in my next "funny" post...and of course give credit where credit is due!



And That's What Sarah Says!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Introducing the Newest Member of Our Family....CHARLIE, The Merle Great Dane!!!!

One night, while surfing the site, "Craigslist", Brett stumbled upon a listing for an 8 month old Merle Great Dane.  You're probably asking yourself, "Yeah, so what?"

Well, here's your answer.  For the last couple of years, Brett and I have been interested in getting a dog, but for various reasons had held off.  We had decided that when we finally did get a dog, that we would want a Merle Great Dane.  Brett had a Harlequin Great Dane (the ones that look like Dalmatians), and I grew up around St. Bernards pretty much my whole life.  Needless to say, we've both been around big dogs and knew what to expect in a Great Dane.  We just didn't expect to find one like we did.

Anyway, back to my original topic of how we got the dog.  I responded to the listing for this dog (at the time, we didn't know his name), and the next day got a reply from the person who had him.  She said that he was still available and gave us what she would want for him, etc.  I told her that I would need to discuss it with Brett and get back to her.  Brett and I discussed it, and decided that we wanted him.  I sent a reply back to the owner, but didn't hear back from her for a few days.  By then, the Craigslist listing had been removed.  Brett and I had pretty much figured that someone else had shown interest in this dog, and that he wasn't available anymore. I was devastated!

Fast forward to Sunday, October 30th, and I receive an e-mail from the lady telling us that he's still available.  I didn't see this e-mail until October 31st though.  When I finally did see it, I immediately told Brett.  I was so excited and I think Brett was as well!  I called the lady, and told her we were definitely interested and got more details on this dog.  Come to find out, he's crate trained, neutered, and very loving.  Oh, and his name?  Charlie!  Charlie was located just past Mt. Vernon, Illinois, which is just about a two hour drive from us.  We made arrangements to go get Charlie that afternoon.

Early on Halloween afternoon, Brett and I loaded up in our bus, and headed north to get the newest member of our family.  We were both excited and unsure about how things would go.  We didn't know if Charlie would warm up to us or not.

We finally arrived at our destination shortly after 2:30pm.  We met Charlie and instantly fell in love with him!  He was nervous, but still let us pet him and get acquainted with him before we loaded him up to bring him back to his new home.

Once loaded in the bus, he kind of paced back and forth for a bit before settling down in the floor by my chair and curling up in a ball.

Before heading home, we made a couple of stops.  We stopped first at my Aunt Gayle's house to drop off some things that I had picked up for her.  She and my Uncle Jerry loved on Charlie, and he enjoyed it.

We then headed to my mom's house for a couple of reasons.

  1. I know better than to not stop when I'm in the area to see my mom!
  2. She had candy, and who can't say "no" to candy?
  3. We wanted her to meet her "Granddog".
After visiting with my mom, and her getting to love on Charlie, we decided to head home, because it was getting late (it was now approaching 6pm).  However, before we left, Brett went out to where my grandpa had housed his two St. Bernards (Bruzer and Gebe) before he passed away, and my mom found them new homes.  Out there, Brett was able to find some nice sized dog bowls.  Once again, we loaded up on the bus, told my mom "goodbye" and were on the road again.

We realized that we didn't have any food for Charlie, so we made a quick stop at Sam's Club in Marion to get some food.  We figured that a big dog like Charlie would eat a lot, and we'd get a good deal on food at Sam's.  While Brett went inside to get food, I stayed in the bus with Charlie.  He didn't really have anything to do with me, he just paced back and forth looking out the window at the people passing by and every once in a while looking out the window for Brett.  It was so cute!

Finally, Brett came out of the store, and we were really on our way home now.

Fast forward to today (November 15th), and I am happy to report that Charlie has adjusted quite well to us and his surroundings here.  He's kind of made friends with the neighbors' Basset Hounds, Otis and Etta, and is a good guard dog when someone knocks on our door.

We have bought him a few toys, and he loves to play "Fetch" with Brett.  He even does tricks!  We knew when we picked him up, that he could "speak" and "shake", but we didn't know what else.  Since we've had him, he's mastered "speak", "shake", and is getting better at "sit".  We've started working on "lay down" and he's learning pretty quickly.  He's also pretty good about telling us when he needs to go outside to do his "business".

In the little time that we've had him, he's been such a joy to us, entertaining us everyday with his antics.

Don't worry readers, I know that I wouldn't be a good "parent" if I didn't have pictures to show, so I've included some (of the many that we've taken so far) of him.  I'm also including a video of Charlie and Brett playing "Fetch".

Charlie Curled Up on the Way Home -- 10/31/11



Charlie Resting -- 10/31/11

Charlie Waiting on Brett to Come out of Sam's With Food! -- 10/31/11

Charlie Enjoying Some "Outside" Time -- 11/1/11



Charlie & Brett at PetSmart -- 11/1/11


Charlie Checking Out Brett & the Camera -- 11/3/11


And now for the link to the video.  Yes, our floor is kind of slick (it's laminate), otherwise, Charlie would be going much faster, I'm sure!





We are looking forward to spending the holidays with family and we will be taking Charlie with us.  He's already got a "running date" with my dad during Thanksgiving weekend.  I don't know who is more excited....my dad who used to run with his St. Bernard, Brutus until Brutus passed away last year, or Charlie!

I will be sure to post more pictures and stories about Charlie in the future, as well as an update on Ollie.  Ollie has kind of made himself scarce since Charlie moved in, though!!



And That's What Sarah Says!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

'Tis The Season...Too Soon?!?!?

I've noticed that in the last few years, retailers are stocking the shelves with Christmas merchandise sooner and sooner each year.  This year, for example, I saw Christmas items out on shelves in some stores where Halloween stuff was just around the corner.  To me, that's just crazy!

No wonder by the time Christmas gets here, we're ready to "Deck our neighbor or the person who cut us off in the parking lot" instead of "Deck the Halls"!!

These days, we're simply not given the opportunity to enjoy Halloween or Thanksgiving without having the thought of Christmas shopping or planning the menu for Christmas dinner.

I was talking to one of my friends who works retail, and she told me that her store is already playing Christmas music and has been for a couple of weeks now.  I was shocked!  That's just crazy!! Again, no wonder by the time the magical holiday rolls around, we're tired of hearing the songs about Santa and his reindeer or the Christ Child!

So you're probably asking yourself, "When is a good time to start decorating or seeing Christmas decorations in stores?"  In my opinion, either right before Thanksgiving (like the week before or a couple of days before) or right after Christmas.  This gives us enough time to get over Halloween and Thanksgiving before having to start thinking about Christmas.

Now, don't get me wrong...I'm NOT against starting Christmas shopping early.  We've already bought a few items (which is unusual for us) and have a good idea what everybody else is getting.  Shopping for gifts is different (in my opinion) than decorating and cranking out the Christmas tunes.

Do you agree with me or disagree?  When do YOU think a good time is for retailers and us, the consumers to start decorating and get into the holiday spirit?

I'd love to hear different opinions on this subject!

In closing, let me leave you with a humorous illustration that I found.


If you don't hear from me before Thanksgiving, have a good one...and don't forget to "Gobble 'Til Ya Wobble"!! 

And That's What Sarah Says!!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

A Challenge to My Readers...Keep a "Grateful Journal"

Tonight, I was browsing through Facebook just like I do quite a few times a day, when I came across a friend's status.  It read:

Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change your perspective of your day and your life.--Oprah Winfrey
It seems that everywhere you turn today, there is negativity.
 I'm going to try to do a "Grateful Journal" to help me focus on the positive things in life, and I challenge you, my readers, to do the same.  It shouldn't be too difficult. 

With that being said, here are my five things that I'm grateful for today:

  1. My fiance, Brett
  2. My parents
  3. Brett's parents
  4. Members of my family that aren't covered in numbers 1-3
  5. Having a roof over my head
I have more than five things to be thankful for, but five is a good start and it doesn't take that much time to think of five positive things in your life.

Here's my challenge to you, my faithful readers:

Start a "Grateful Journal" and think of AT LEAST five things that you're grateful/thankful for EVERY DAY.  It will (hopefully) help you focus on the positive things in life and not so much on the negative.

One thing that I forgot to mention in my list above...I'm grateful for you, my readers!!!





And That's What Sarah Says!!!
  

Sunday, October 23, 2011

And Now...For Something Silly! A New Sort of "Outdoor Plumbing"?

Last weekend, Brett and I found ourselves at CVS pharmacy in Paducah, Kentucky picking up some prescriptions.  While there, we saw the below sign:


The sign says:

"RESTROOM OUT OF ORDER!  RESTROOMS ARE LOCATED ON PARKING LOT"

After reading this, we started cracking up!  You see, when we entered the parking lot, we saw this parking spot kind of off to the side that was just covered with some trash and I'm not sure what else (I'm not even sure that I really want to know).  A picture of the aforementioned parking spot is below...I took a picture of it, just for you readers!






Is this the "bathroom" that the sign inside the store was talking about?  I sure hope not, because there's no privacy!  Plus, it was pretty chilly that night!!

I just thought I'd share this with you, my faithful readers.  I'm always on the lookout for silly stuff like this, so if you have anything like this to share with me, please feel free!!!


And That's What Sarah Says!!!



Saturday, October 22, 2011

Addiction and Financial Loss Due to Facebook Gaming?

A City With a View!




I found a story online about how a 12 year-old boy in the United Kingdom spent over £900 (almost $1500 in US currency) for Facebook credits, so that he could progress faster in "Farmville", a Facebook game that is very popular.

 Most Facebook games are "freemium games", meaning there is no cost to play but players have the option of purchasing premium content. 

Read the story here


 Farmville allows members to manage a virtual farm by planting, growing and harvesting crops, trees and livestock.  This game is just one of the many games that allows the use of "Facebook Credits" to progress quicker.  A person can also use these credits to "buy" virtual items in the games that aren't available to a "non-paying" player.

All it takes is credit card information being entered one time, because from then on, the player just has to click one or two buttons to "purchase" more credits.  A person can also charge Facebook Credits to their mobile phone using a program that adds the charges to the person's cell phone bill.  A player can also use PayPal to purchase the credits.

Facebook games all work on a "Credit System".  When a player first starts playing a Facebook game, they are given a certain amount of starting credits to begin with.  In most games, one Facebook Credit is equal to one "game dollar".  In other games, the ratio is worse.

Below is the cost of Facebook Credits (in US Dollars...USD) and how many credits your money will get you:

     50 Credits for $5.00 US
   105 Credits for $10.00 USD (5% bonus)
   550 Credits for $50.00 USD (10% bonus
1,120 Credits for $100.00 USD (12% bonus)
2,360 Credits for $200.00 USD (18% bonus)

I used to play "Farmville", but I don't anymore.  I do, however play a similar game that is made by ZYNGA, the creator of "Farmville".  This game is called "Cityville", and the goal is to develop a city by farming, constructing buildings, and collecting rent.

In the game, you, the player, are given quests to finish.  By purchasing Facebook Credits, a player can progress faster and finish the quests without having to wait like a non-paying player would.  You can also use the credits to buy premium items such as buildings that bring in more "rent", again allowing you to progress at a faster rate than you would by not paying for credits.

Another game that I play on Facebook is called "Gnome Town" and is created by Playdom.  In this game, you meet a wise, old gnome who needs your help to stop the Evil Gnome from terrorizing the entire forest.  Like "Cityville", you are given quests to complete in order to progress in the game.  Also like "Cityville", you can buy buildings, crops, and other items to help the gnomes grow their society.

The top 5 games on Facebook as of right now are:
  1. Cityville (15,264,869 users)
  2. The Sims Social (9,451,014 users)
  3. Farmville (7,404,335 users)
  4. Texas Holdem Poker (6,243,374 users)
  5. Empires & Allies (4,883,470 users)

Let's say that we take the #1 game, which is "Cityville" with over 15 million users, and for our purposes, let's say that 1% spends $100/month on the game  (In my opinion, this is a low number and that the figures are probably higher).  This comes to 152,649 users at $100/month, and is equal to over fifteen million dollars a month that this game is pulling in!  Now you can see the entrenchment of Facebook's gaming industry.  In my opinion, this is right on par with online gambling.

So what happened to the 12 year-old boy in the story at the beginning? He had his Facebook account revoked/closed by Facebook, and his VIRTUAL farm just vanished within a matter of seconds, taking with it the REAL money and time that he put into it and leaving him with absolutely nothing but shame and guilt....and probably a sore bottom!


And That's What Sarah Says!!!